My Sassy Girl

- On the reasons to stop seeing her side we have:
One, on going physical danger.
Two, high likely-hood of a broken heart.
Three, career sabotage.
Four, she is clinically insane.
Five, she seems to enjoy my pain.
Six, fourteen piece matched set of Louis Vuitton emotional baggage.
Seven, I haven't even kissed her yet, for God's sakes.
Uh eight, she's ruining my life.
- And the reasons to keep seeing her?
- I'm in love with her.